Jessica. 20. Christian. pre-pharmacy major hoping to get my white coat soon. fanfic is basically my favorite thing.

Multi-fandom. I love foxes and charismatic villains and adorable animal bbs and Captain Swan is quickly taking over my life.

Not a spoiler-free blog, sorry.
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columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

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  • 3x01:

    I Hate You All But We're Gonna Work Together And You're Gonna Like It.

  • 3x02:

    Emma Swan Accepts That She's an Orphan and Hook Acts Like He Didn't Already Know That

  • 3x03:

    We Have To Convince Another Person Regina Screwed Over to Like Us

  • 3x04:

    DON'T CALL ME BAE

  • 3x05:

    *whispers* Hook Has a Crush on Emma, Pass It On. JK Everyone Already Knows Because He Makes It So Fucking Obvious.

  • 3x06:

    We Named This Episode After the Little Mermaid to Help with Promotion but She's Really Not That Important to the Plot

  • 3x07:

    We're Gonna Act like the Love Triangle Is a Real Thing but It's Absolute Bullshit Because We All Know Emma's Gonna End Up With Hook.

  • 3x08:

    We Don't Talk About This Episode.... Ever... or This Show's Fucked Up Family Tree.

  • 3x09:

    #SAVEHENRY... Kinda... But Not Really... Because We Still Need to Continue Dragging This Storyline out.

  • 3x10:

    Robbie Kay Playing Henry Is the Greatest Thing to Happen to the World

  • 3x11:

    BACK TO THE PILOT

  • 3x12:

    Captain Hook or Henry Mills? Can't Tell the Difference Because They're Both Emma Swan's True Loves

  • 3x13:

    People Are Turning into Flying Monkeys... Ya Know, Kind of Like the One Emma had Sex with *Hook Chuckles in the Distance*

  • 3x14:

    Charming vs Charming - Who Works The Macklemore Look Better?

  • 3x15:

    Neal Gets Closure with Everyone So We Have to Kill Him Off Because He Doesn't Have Any Plot- Driving Substance Left

  • 3x16:

    ZELENA.... HE'S NOT INTO YOU. MOVE ON.

  • 3x17:

    Fair Warning: Captain Swan Is Gonna Have True Love's Kiss Soon... Start Preparing for the Deadly Feels.

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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  • 1. What is you middle name?

  • 2. How old are you?

  • 3. What is your birthday?

  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?

  • 5. What is your favorite color?

  • 6. What's your lucky number?

  • 7. Do you have any pets?

  • 8. Where are you from?

  • 9. How tall are you?

  • 10. What shoe size are you?

  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

  • 12. What was your last dream about?

  • 13. What talents do you have?

  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?

  • 15. Favorite song?

  • 16. Favorite movie?

  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?

  • 18. Do you want children?

  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?

  • 20. Are you religious?

  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

  • 24. Baths or showers?

  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?

  • 26. Have you ever been famous?

  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

  • 28. What type of music do you like?

  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?

  • 32. How big is your house?

  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?

  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?

  • 36. Favorite clean word?

  • 37. Favorite swear word?

  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

  • 39. Do you have any scars?

  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

  • 41. Are you a good liar?

  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?

  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?

  • 45. What is your favorite accent?

  • 46. What is your personality type?

  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?

  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?

  • 50. Left or right handed?

  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?

  • 52. Favorite food?

  • 53. Favorite foreign food?

  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?

  • 55. Most used phrased?

  • 56. Most used word?

  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?

  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?

  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?

  • 62. Are you a good singer?

  • 63. Biggest Fear?

  • 64. Are you a gossip?

  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?

  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

  • 68. Favorite school subject?

  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?

  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

  • 71. What makes you nervous?

  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?

  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

  • 74. Are you ticklish?

  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?

  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?

  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?

  • 79. Who was your first real crush?

  • 80. How many piercings do you have?

  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?"

  • 82. How fast can you type?

  • 83. How fast can you run?

  • 84. What color is your hair?

  • 85. What color is your eyes?

  • 86. What are you allergic to?

  • 87. Do you keep a journal?

  • 88. What do your parents do?

  • 89. Do you like your age?

  • 90. What makes you angry?

  • 91. Do you like your own name?

  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

  • 94. What are you strengths?

  • 95. What are your weaknesses?

  • 96. How did you get your name?

  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?

  • 98. Do you have any scars?

  • 99. Color of your bedspread?

  • 100. Color of your room?

  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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mhalachai:

viewparadise:

babbleon:

Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.

Sometime in the future, Sam, Steve, and Bucky go on the sexiest road trip ever. The car breaks down, everyone loses their phones, and they end up stuck in the desert. Steve tries to fix the car while Sam and Bucky go in for food, and they end up laughing as they watch him finally give up and find the last payphone in America to call a mechanic.

then three hours later Natasha rolls up and makes them buy her the diner’s biggest burger (extra fries) before she’ll haul their sorry asses back to civilization.